ANCIENT ASTRONAUT: INEXPLICABLE FUZZ

The Dogon people of West Africa’s oral tradition tells of an ancient encounter with a race of Amphibians called the Nommos. It is said that these mermaid-like creatures descended from the sky and gave the Dogon great knowledge. They were told of Saturn’s rings, Jupiter’s four major moons, and received knowledge of the star Sirius B long before it was observable by telescope technology. Recently, it has been discovered that the Dogon also received inexplicable knowledge of Fuzz pedals over 5,100 years before the recording of “Don’t Worry.” This Ancient Fuzz technology has remained hidden, passed down in secret from generation to generation for thousands of years. Until now…
Mainstream scientists have no explanation for why this Dogon Fuzz depicts a Mayan carving rather than Dogon artwork. Could the Nommos have been a race of extra-terrestrial visitors sent to spread knowledge of astronomy and fuzz pedals to peoples across the globe? Is this how the Dogon have knowledge of Ancient Mayan Fuzz technology? Ancient Astronaut theorists say yes.
Controls:
Volume (Left): Use this to set the output level of the effect.
Lasers (Right): Use this knob to increase or decrease your spiritual connection to mysterious scrambling envelope-like sounds of transcendence.
POWER: Please note that SHOE pedals do not run on batteries. You will need a standard 2.1 mm center negative 9V power supply (as used on most pedals) in order to run them. Power consumption is extremely low for all SHOE pedals (less than 5mA and for some pedals even below 1mA) so virtually any pedal power supply of the correct polarity can run more than one SHOE pedal on a daisy chain.
Mainstream scientists have no explanation for why this Dogon Fuzz depicts a Mayan carving rather than Dogon artwork. Could the Nommos have been a race of extra-terrestrial visitors sent to spread knowledge of astronomy and fuzz pedals to peoples across the globe? Is this how the Dogon have knowledge of Ancient Mayan Fuzz technology? Ancient Astronaut theorists say yes.
Controls:
Volume (Left): Use this to set the output level of the effect.
Lasers (Right): Use this knob to increase or decrease your spiritual connection to mysterious scrambling envelope-like sounds of transcendence.
POWER: Please note that SHOE pedals do not run on batteries. You will need a standard 2.1 mm center negative 9V power supply (as used on most pedals) in order to run them. Power consumption is extremely low for all SHOE pedals (less than 5mA and for some pedals even below 1mA) so virtually any pedal power supply of the correct polarity can run more than one SHOE pedal on a daisy chain.